Humorous retro-computer image featuring a low-poly elderly wizard working intensely at an old desktop computer. Place the wizard in the lower-center of the composition, seated at a curved silver-gray office desk. Leave generous empty space above and around him. He has a long pointed nose, thick white eyebrows, long white hair and a large white beard. Dress him in a bright royal-blue robe and an oversized pointed wizard hat covered with small yellow stars and crescent moons. Show him leaning toward a bulky beige CRT monitor, rapidly typing on a compact beige keyboard with both hands. Add a wired mouse, a small brown wand and one tiny green-and-red magical object on the desk. Use a strange ergonomic gray office chair and chunky curved desk legs. Render everything as crude late-1990s 3D clip art: extremely low polygon count, faceted geometry, stiff fingers, stretched low-resolution textures, flat lighting, weak shadows, jagged edges and awkward proportions. Make it resemble an obsolete transparent GIF or a character asset extracted from forgotten educational software. Place the entire scene against a flat medium-gray background with no visible floor, horizon or environment. Add subtle JPEG compression, slight pixelation, rough cutout edges and faint low-resolution noise while keeping the character clearly separated from the background. Intentionally outdated digital aesthetic, awkward composition and deadpan meme mood. Absolutely no text, letters, numbers, typography, captions or interface elements. No magical effects, no modern computer, no realistic rendering, no logo, no signature, no watermark.